My “Roast-like” birthday wishes from friends

by Todd on December 15, 2009

I was surprised today with a little podcast in my in-box.

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Hit “play” icon above to listen in…

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…here’s the “show notes”….

Script for the ToddCast

Welcome to the first edition of the ToddCast, a podcast for Todd
Farmer and about Todd Farmer.

On this week’s show we will be talking about the vast accomplishments
of Todd farmer and his great contributions to the world of affiliate
marketing.

I’m your moderator Lisa Picarille and joining me this week are my
esteemed guests:

First, we have Wade Tonkin, Todd’s former secretary at Kowbunga, and
reported sperm donor for at least one of Todd’s children. Wade is best
known as Todd’s personal chef.

We also have Jim Kukral. Jim invented blogging. He’s the father of the
PR fessor and Todd’s life coach, stylist and makeup artist. He claims
to be to Todd’s steel magnolia.

Also joining us is Missy ward. She co-founded FarmerFest Midwest, the
premier conference about Todd Farmer, held annually in Lansing,
Michigan. She’s also been known to throw her panties on stage when
Todd performs his legendary Karaoke act.

Next up… Karen Garcia, an OPM and a self-proclaimed Farmer scholar at
Yuba City Community College. Karen also alleges to have a large video
collection of Todd bowling naked that she watches every Tuesday night.

Ok, folks welcome…and let me start off this important discussion about
Todd with a little background.

I think we all know the vast accomplishments of Todd Farmer.

But let’s have a quick review:

He’s the Founder of affiliate network Kowabunga…

A former French underwear model…

He’s musician Steve Acho’s muse….

The founder of Google’s Parent company, Perform Street Media….

And a potential Sarah Palin Running mate in 2012 (under the slogan
–Put Pretty People in Power).

Now let’s get to the people that know Todd the best.

The group then discussed Todd as a boss, husband extraordinaire, his
punctuality, his giving nature by sharing shoes with Coach Kuke, his
secret life as Bruce Farmer, his ability to charm red-light district
dwellers and more.

Resources:
www.toddfarmer.com
www.performstreetmedia.com
www.affplan.com

Absent from the podcast due to illness was Connie Berg, coupon queen,
CEO of Corona Beer USA, and curator of the Todd Farmer Museum and
Prairie Home Companion Tire Shop in Northfield, Minnesota.

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